11) Get personal. Get very personal.
12) Lie, lie and lie some more.
13) Forget the name of the company.
14) Be as vague about yourself as humanly possible.
15) Show an immediate interest in the salary.
16) Rock the bedhead. Bonus points for foreign contaminants in your hair.
17) Have something lodged in your teeth.
18) Show up with an attitude. Imply physical threat.
19) Ramble on… and on… and on.
20) Let loose your inner sailor. Use language so foul their neck hairs stand up.