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50 Great Ways to Not Get the Job

11) Get personal. Get very personal.

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12) Lie, lie and lie some more.

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13) Forget the name of the company.

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14) Be as vague about yourself as humanly possible.

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15) Show an immediate interest in the salary.

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16) Rock the bedhead. Bonus points for foreign contaminants in your hair.

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17) Have something lodged in your teeth.

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18) Show up with an attitude. Imply physical threat.

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19) Ramble on… and on… and on.

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20) Let loose your inner sailor. Use language so foul their neck hairs stand up.

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