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50 Great Ways to Not Get the Job

21) Avoid answering any and all questions.

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22) Flirt. A LOT.

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23) Show up as late as you possibly can.

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24) Mention how busy you are and that you can’t stay for long.

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25) Correct the interviewer’s grammar and syntax. They’ll love that.

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26) Make dirty jokes. Don’t stop until you get a laugh!

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27) BYOB! Just make sure you walk in sipping on something and don’t stop sipping until it’s over.

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28) Show up way too early. Try to look disoriented while you’re at it!

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29) Step into the interview room with a cigarette, cigar, pipe or bong of some sort.

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30) Forget the name of the interviewer. Maybe forget your own, while you’re at it!

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