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50 Great Ways to Not Get the Job

31) Wear your sunglasses. It’s cool.

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32) Wear your Bluetooth headpiece. Bonus points for talking to someone mid-interview.

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33) Wear headphones. Tunes should keep you amped for the interview you’ve immediately failed.

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34) Look bored. VERY BORED.

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35) Do not bring your resume or CV. Claim your dog ate them.

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36) Forget what was on your own resume.

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37) Add “like” and “dude” to every sentence.

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38) Slouch in your seat.

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39) Bring a friend. Make it a party!

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40) Interrupt your interviewer at least three times.

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