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50 Great Ways to Not Get the Job

41) Complain about the wait, the drive, the smell, the time of day. Just complain!

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42) Act and sound incredibly desperate.

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43) Wear a watch and check it approximately twice per second.

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44) Flat out insult your interviewer… and their mother!

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45) Look and act as nervous as possible.

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46) Joke around. What’s there to take seriously?

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47) Shake hands like you have a dead fish strapped to your wrist.

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48) Roll your eyes after each and every question you are asked.

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49) Borrow a pen. Don’t bother bringing your own!

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50) Miss your interview completely.

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And there you have it. The 50 best ways to completely ruin your chances of impressing an interviewer for a new job. Saw a little bit of yourself reflected in this roundup? Don’t worry; we have all been there.

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